Schmeaty

Dave's Friggin' Awesome Schmeaty spreads are meat inspired but totally plant based, super healthy, tangy and delicious spreads and dips for everything from classy crudités to good old crackers and sammiches.They are friggin' awesome shelf stable, oil and egg (and soy and nut) free meaty alternatives.

Inspired by the sublime, superb delight that is Foie Gras but without all the big toe throbbing Foie can bring on (yeah, and good for ducks too), our Friggin' Awesome Schmeaty Fwah Grah spread is a totally plant based, rich and sublime pleasure without any fat at all. You are welcome!

Now you can have pepperoni anywhere, anytime, on anything. Our Friggin' Awesome Schmeaty Pepperoni spread is a totally plant based, big slap in the face of pepperoni joy. Great on a grilled cheese or egg sandwich, pizza and much more!

Now you can have pastrami anywhere, anytime, on anything. Our Friggin' Awesome Schmeaty Pastrami spread is a totally plant based, big slap in the face of smoke, coriander, mustard and black pepper. Great on a grilled cheese or egg sandwich, pizza and much more!

Totally plant based bacon jam?! Sure, why not! With no added sugar and low salt, Our Friggin' Awesome Schmeaty Bacon Jam spread is a savory, sweet smoky treat on a grilled cheese or egg sandwich, pizza and much more!

Ok, so it should be called Scheafoody? Naw, we are keeping it where it is! A smoky, fishy delight that you can spread on bread, smear on a bagel -- whatever you like!

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